Hey, Bobby Knight is gone.. woe (whoa!) to the great hoosier tradition of racism, sexism, and fishism. I think they should bring in someone who really knows what's what.. How about Quinn Buckner?

I hear there was a big ole riot gear parade and an effigy of Myles Brand on a frat house.

Poor little frat boys.

Sean says he's thinking of burning his diploma. I'm thinking of sending mine back to get Brand's autograph.

Yippeeeeeee!

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he sometimes suffered from bad breath. This made him a super-callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.